1/2/2024 0 Comments Boob squish funny![]() ![]() It’s too clean and rather indecent to blame evolution for my interest in perfect breasts. Now I’m not going to tell you the psychological or the evolutionary reasons behind why guys like breasts. No, of course, I don’t do that! Who told you that? If I could use a boobies wallpaper on my iPad, I wouldn’t be testing its features, I’d be testing it for drool resistance. But just like most women are suckers for sweet talk, flowers, chocolates or ridiculous cravings in the middle of the night *I’m TRYING hard not to stereotype here, but seriously do you have to be so sensitive?!*, men are suckers for a great pair of boobs. Most women wonder why men like breasts and think this obsession is ridiculous and perverse. Unless you’re into boobs too! Why guys like breasts – Let me count the ways! Can you imagine that? Of course, you don’t want to. Kids love Charlie’s Chocolate Factory, and I’m effing waiting for a man version of Charlie and the Booby Factory. And breasts to a man are what a million inexhaustible credit cards are to a woman *f*ck, I’m stereotyping*. Breasts to a man are what cotton candy is to a boy. I’ll tell you why men like breasts so much, and why they love feeling breasts like they’re clutching to the last hopes of their survival. If there is ever a guy who says he doesn’t like breasts, well, he’s either not interested in women, or a repressed, lying pervert who does dirty things to himself when he’s alone at home, sitting in the dark in front of his computer screen. And grown up boys, well, we feel a million times happier when we see a great pair of breasts.īut why do guys like breasts so much? Let me count the ways. ![]() It’s such a happy feeling, isn’t it? It’s blissful and so oooh-exciting. Little boys get giddy with ecstatic happiness when they jump on a soft cushiony bed. ![]() So why do guys like boobs so much? Why do guys like feeling breasts? What do guys like doing with breasts? What’s so fascinating about boobs? What makes boobs so sexy?Īh, questions, questions and more questions! As a woman, you’re probably saying, ‘it’s just another part of my body’ *though inside, you know it’s such a sexy part of you, admit it!* We’ll get to all the answers, and by the end of this article, you’ll have all the answers the next time a guy sheepishly tries to take a peek at your puppies when he’s not making eye contact with you. You can move the breasts out of a guy’s face, but you can’t make the guy take his eyes off it. ![]()
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